burgrs:

i need a lower difficulty for video games… i want a “shitty baby” mode. perfect

carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER
  • me: actually sex dimorphic theory is highly arbitrary and heavily social climate influenced to back up patriarchal, anti intersex and transphobic standards. Science can be influenced by violent systems of oppression, even driven by it and it's important that we acknowledge that we may not be using the best theories because of that
  • cis: BUT BIOLOGY

vinebox:

if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

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starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS ‘WHERE I SEE MYSELF’ IN FIVE YEARS

dukeofbookingham:

I’m just like:

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